Welcome to the Savage Life

Plant-based, pro-science, anti-woo, catching bodies, catching wreck, cashing cheques, breaking necks.
June 21, 2019

FAQ - Begin your Savage Initiation here

Begin your Savage Initiation here. Every question you ever had knocked out of the park by a true answer stud.
December 31, 2020
Vegan 2020 film review

Vegan 2020 film review. 8/10. Plant Based News documentary offers hope

Plant Based News documentary spares us no indignity but offers hope.
December 10, 2020
2020 Vegan Year Review

2020 Vegan Review: Journal of the Plague Year

2020 review of the vegan year featuring COVID-19, Jon Venus and Jordan Peterson
November 26, 2020
Oxford study on vegan bones fractures

The EPIC-Oxford study: Meat on the bones of vegan fractures [SUMMARY]

Headlines on the Oxford study on vegan bones fractures obscure a complex story.
November 13, 2020
Diseased Ken doll Frank Tufano

Frank Tufano quits carnivore diet - remains abysmal [EXPOSÉ]

Diseased Ken doll Frank Tufano dumps his carnivore diet admitting defeat once again.
October 21, 2020
Meat lobby skunks

The EU ban on veggie burgers proves cucknivores are shook [EXPOSED]

Meat lobby skunks forcing European Parliament to ban veggie burgers. LOL.
October 9, 2020

Fully Raw Kristina - Nazi enabling crank and inspo simp [PROOF]

Fully Raw Kristina promotes Holocaust denier John Rose on her channel. She is a disgrace.
September 21, 2020
Israeli TV advert up for veganism

You bought her – you slaughter. Israeli vegan TV ad hits hard with light touch.

After the Israeli vegan TV ad goes viral, we examines the reasons for its success.
September 7, 2020
Miley Cyrus

Miley Cyrus and the 170 million people problem [CUCKNIVORE LIES]

Miley Cyrus no longer has a functioning brain and blames her vegan diet for its destruction.
August 27, 2020

Switch from soy to cow milk, Sustainable Food Trust? Chew these udders.

The Sustainable Food Trust cannot be trusted - they are filthy cucknivore shills.
August 14, 2020
Jordan Peterson is a cuck

Jordan Peterson's carnivore diet has given him corona, pneumonia and beefsteak begonia [PLAGUE]

Jordan Peterson's carnivore diet is a psychotic break from a three-time cuck.
August 4, 2020
Tracy Kiss

Coming clean: why Tracy Kiss's semen smoothies are hard to swallow [SEXPOSÉ]

Tracy Kiss's therapeutic cum drinking is from the Tim Shieff clown college school of filthy hippy pseudoscience and should be condemned.
July 28, 2020
Tim Shieff mask

Tim Shieff – the man in the jockstrap mask [TAKEDOWN]

Tim Shieff's naked anti-mask walk was a beyond the pale tale of fail.
July 3, 2020
Jon Venus

Jon Venus: former vegan, dunce eternal [BLOODMOUTH MELTDOWN]

Jon Venus former vegan: looks privilege, malignant narcissism and a mountain of slaughtered elk.
June 23, 2020
Milk cover

How lab-grown milk will curdle Big Dairy [REPORT]

Take your hands from our udders you filthy omni skunks.
June 2, 2020
Vegan Collagen

Vegan collagen – what is it and how do we get it? [GUIDE]

What exactly is vegan collagen? Plant-based pioneer The Savage gives you the skinny.
May 1, 2020
Former vegan

The Seven Deadly Sins of Ex-Vegans [FOR GOD’S SAKE]

How crank diets and pseudoscience woo turned these vegans turncoat in record time.
April 8, 2020
Joe Rogan's bro science

Rogan SQUASHED - the ultimate Joe Rogan vegan rebuttal [CUCKNIVORE FILTH]

Plant Based Savage debunks Joe Rogan's bro science views on veganism citing peer-reviewed scientific studies.
March 5, 2020
Jill Biden annihilates a vegan

Jill Biden CRUSHES vegan nause and we have to take it like bitches

Jill Biden dealt a fatal blow to the vegan movement with one wave of her arm.
March 4, 2020
Meat caused the coronavirus

The meat trade caused the coronavirus - even your rasclaat face mask will not save you.

Filthy wet meat markets caused the coronavirus outbreak AND ALL YOU SKUNKS KNOW IT
February 26, 2020
Angry cow Joaquin Phoenix

Don’t have a cow: How Joaquin Phoenix made farmers sad

The Savage responds to Minette Batters' call for vegan celebrities to stop making farmers crazy.
February 24, 2020
Shane Jones: disgrace

“Veganism Must Be Stopped”, Shane Jones? Come at us, fat boy. [GAMMON NEWS]

New Zealand blubber sack Shane Jones like a lamb to the slaughter
February 21, 2020
Miyoko's butter

Miyoko Schinner will crush the CDFA on her sticky wheel of cheese

Miyoko Schinner to destroy the CDFA and their absurd mandates quick style.
February 19, 2020

Strange fruit – how beer battered banana blossom ruined my everything [COOKERY CRIME]

A harrowing tale of a cooking fail, told in unflinching detail by The Savage.
February 10, 2020
Veganville episode three

Veganville Episode Three, BBC1 review | Mad about the soy

There's a council estate of mind as Joey and Matt bond over substance abuse and recovery.
January 30, 2020

Veganville Episode Two, BBC1 review | Merthyr was the case

As tensions rise, the stakes have never been lower. Non-binding pledges pile up like an EEC grain mountain and all is rage and sorrow.
January 23, 2020
Veganville title

Veganville Episode One, BBC1 review | Ain't no valley low enough

A criminal, an airhead, a truck driver and businesswoman walk into a house. That's the joke.
January 8, 2020

You will ALL bow down – in 2020, The Savage is taking none of your shit [RESOLUTION]

The Savage crashes into 2020 like pissed Judy Finnigan crashing the hospitality tent at Ascot.
November 22, 2019
Burger King logo

The vegan suing Burger King over the Impossible Whopper is a sausage [OPINION]

A vegan nerd sues Burger King over the Impossible™ Whopper® and The Savage isn't having it.
November 20, 2019

What the Health review, 3/10 | Dairy tales

Review of Netflix documentary What the Health highlighting its multiple idiocies.
November 11, 2019

The Game Changers review, 7.5/10 | Back to your roots

Netflix documentary The Game Changers reviewed by snorting, billowing throat cutter The Savage.
October 22, 2019

20 ethical swimwear sources yer ma won't know of

Hitting the beach like a dead whale with a bunghole full of discarded plastic straws.
October 2, 2019

Why pineapple leather cold cocks the competition [GUIDE]

Pineapple leather beats off stiff competition to be the plant leather KING.
September 25, 2019
sustainable shoes

15 sources for sustainable shoes that walk the walk

Sustainable shoes guide that puts an uncompromising boot in the red raw ass of eco-suicide kicks.
September 4, 2019

Vegan drinks: how to get pie-eyed on plants [GUIDE]

Get drunker than Judy Finnigan face planting onto Problematic Fred's shitty floating map.
August 29, 2019

Vegan cycling kit guide – riding your bike without riding the planet [GUIDE]

Vegan cycling kit guide: discussion recommendation of animal product free cycling gear from vegan cutthroat Plant Based Savage
August 20, 2019

Freelee The Banana Girl is a white psychopath [VEGAN NAUSE]

Living skeleton Leanne Ratcliffe is a filthy antiscience skunk who puts the fruitcake in fruitarianism. Who will save us from this caucasoid crank?
August 13, 2019
Ethical jeans

17 ½ ethical jeans sources to MURDER for

Just like the crispy bacon on your breakfast table and the white winged dove giving it the big 'un all 'ooh! ooh!', that pair of skinny Wranglers you’ve been rocking
July 24, 2019

Fishgate: Why Rawvana has killed more cod than Captain Birds Eye [EXPOSÉ]

A bigger threat to animals than Moby is to Natalie Portman.
July 19, 2019
Plant-based brush

Where to buy vegan paint - a primer [GUIDE]

Listen up nerds, living in the kind of hovels I can only assume you do it is a racing certainty that at some point the shame and self-loathing....
July 10, 2019
Plant based life partner

Vegan boyfriend - how to find him, pump him and dump him [GUIDE]

What up, skanks? You know, it's a funny effing goddamn world we live in. You try your best...
July 4, 2019
Angry vegan

Why are vegans so angry? The definitive answer. [EXPLANATION]

Don’t they know that you bought The Big Issue off that guy by the underpass every week before he tried to jam his hand up your skirt?
July 3, 2019

Zero waste shaving: the way of the cutthroat [GUIDE]

If you spent years making bloody julienne of your jawline with a god-awful disposable razor you will likely be primed for the eco-friendly shaving experience.
June 28, 2019
Jumpers for vegans

Get ethical sweaters without child slavery

It should come as no surprise to you that your girl takes an active interest in ethical fashion, how to dress like a grown up ...
June 27, 2019

Dr. Axe SLAMS tofu - he's a stone cold crank [CUCKNIVORE LIES]

Dr. Axe has issues with tofu but his biggest issues are with reality, oral hygiene and his shit brain.
June 27, 2019
Tim Shieff

Tim Shieff is a piss drinking imbecile [EXPOSÉ]

Life comes at you fast, man. One minute you're Tim Shieff, respected free runner and the poster boy for plant-based athletic excellence, the next you're Rim Sheath, human piñata threatening to tear...
June 25, 2019
Lab-grown meat pros and cons

Lab grown meat: what are the pros and cons? [GUIDE]

Inevitably referred to by nerds as Frankenfood, lab grown meat has the potential end livestock meat production. That's good – right?
June 21, 2019
Ethical dresses for formal occasions

10 ethical formal dress sources only a chump would ignore

The fashion industry is the third largest polluter on the planet behind those old green stalwarts of the green convention, livestock and stinky big oil.

Our solemn promises