Welcome to the Savage Life

Plant-based, pro-science, anti-woo, catching bodies, catching wreck, cashing cheques, breaking necks.
June 21, 2019
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FAQ - Begin your Savage Initiation here

Begin your Savage Initiation here. Every question you ever had knocked out of the park by a true answer stud.
May 1, 2020
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The Seven Deadly Sins of Ex-Vegans

How crank diets and pseudoscience woo turned these vegans turncoat in record time.
April 8, 2020
Joe Rogan's rage

Rogan SQUASHED - the ultimate Joe Rogan vegan rebuttal

Plant Based Savage debunks Joe Rogan's bro science views on veganism citing peer-reviewed scientific studies.
March 5, 2020

Jill Biden CRUSHES vegan nause and we have to take it like bitches

Jill Biden dealt a fatal blow to the vegan movement with one wave of her arm.
March 4, 2020
Coronavirus

The meat trade caused the coronavirus - why your rasclaat face mask will not save you.

Filthy wet meat markets caused the coronavirus outbreak AND ALL YOU SKUNKS KNOW IT
February 26, 2020
Angry Cow

Don’t have a cow: How Joaquin Phoenix made farmers sad

The Savage responds to Minette Batters' call for vegan celebrities to stop making farmers crazy.
February 24, 2020
Shane Jones: disgrace

“Veganism Must Be Stopped”, Shane Jones? Come at us, fat boy

New Zealand blubber sack Shane Jones like a lamb to the slaughter
February 21, 2020
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Miyoko Schinner will crush the CDFA on her sticky wheel of cheese

Miyoko Schinner to destroy the CDFA and their absurd mandates quick style.
February 19, 2020

Strange fruit – how beer battered banana blossom ruined my everything

A harrowing tale of a cooking fail, told in unflinching detail by The Savage.
February 10, 2020
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Veganville Episode Three, BBC1 review | Mad about the soy

There's a council estate of mind as Joey and Matt bond over substance abuse and recovery.
January 30, 2020

Veganville Episode Two, BBC1 review | Merthyr was the case

As tensions rise, the stakes have never been lower. Non-binding pledges pile up like an EEC grain mountain and all is rage and sorrow.
January 23, 2020
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Veganville Episode One, BBC1 review | Ain't no valley low enough

A criminal, an airhead, a truck driver and businesswoman walk into a house. That's the joke.
January 8, 2020
2020

You will ALL bow down – in 2020, The Savage is taking none of your shit

The Savage crashes into 2020 like pissed Judy Finnigan crashing the hospitality tent at Ascot.
November 22, 2019
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The vegan suing Burger King over the Impossible Whopper is a sausage

A vegan nerd sues Burger King over the Impossible™ Whopper® and The Savage isn't having it.
November 20, 2019

What the Health review, 3/10 | Dairy tales

Review of Netflix documentary What the Health highlighting its multiple idiocies.
November 11, 2019

The Game Changers review, 7.5/10 | Back to your roots

Netflix documentary The Game Changers reviewed by snorting, billowing throat cutter The Savage.
October 22, 2019
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20 ethical swimwear sources yer ma won't know of

Hitting the beach like a dead whale with a bunghole full of discarded plastic straws.
October 2, 2019

Why pineapple leather cold cocks the competition

Pineapple leather beats off stiff competition to be the plant leather KING.
September 25, 2019

15 sources for sustainable shoes that walk the walk

Sustainable shoes guide that puts an uncompromising boot in the red raw ass of eco-suicide kicks.
September 4, 2019

Vegan drinks: how to get pie-eyed on plants

Get drunker than Judy Finnigan face planting onto Fred the paedo's shitty floating map.

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